Do you LOVE Valentine’s Day?
Sticky sweet, lovestruck, SO cute and all googly-eyed mushiness?
Or do you HATE Valentine’s Day?
Sourpuss, eye-rolling, don’t-get-me-started-on-couples,
can’t stand this capitalist holiday?
Whatever camp you belong to, THIS is the show for you.
We will celebrate love and roast the holiday that brings it to us
on a candy-red, heart-shaped platter.
So, bring your boo, your bestie, your boss, your baby (18+ please)
and let's do this!